J’espère que je suis prêt pour cet examen. Je crois que je suis prêt.
"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please
dad whats a 69
well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
are you gay?
wHAT?! NO! WHAT THE HELL OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN IM COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT NO!!!
are you straight?
YES????? WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE???? DO I LOOK GAY???? IS IT MY SHIRT????
Never forget 3 types of people in your life:
- Who helped you in your difficult times.
- Who left you in your difficult times.
- Who put you in difficult times.
American english is like real english but badly spelled…
RIGHT I CAN FORGIVE ALL THAT
EXCEPT ‘TIRE' AND 'LEARNED’
E.G: ‘I LEARNED MATH’ AND ‘HEY JIM CAN YOU HELP ME FIX THE TIRE?’
I respond to the intros of Fall Out Boy songs faster than I respond to my own name
Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing
THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.
THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.
THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.
THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.
IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.