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J’espère que je suis prêt pour cet examen. Je crois que je suis prêt.

sebastiandebeste:

"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

apersnicketylemon:

They/Their' as a singular pronoun is correct English.

Stop excusing your transphobia by saying it isn’t. You’re wrong.

  • kid:

    dad whats a 69

  • dad:

    well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

  • are you gay?

  • straight people:

    wHAT?! NO! WHAT THE HELL OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN IM COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT NO!!!

  • gay people:

    hella

  • pan/bi/poly people:

    ish?

  • are you straight?

  • straight people:

    YES????? WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE???? DO I LOOK GAY???? IS IT MY SHIRT????

  • gay people:

    nah

  • pan/bi/poly people:

    ish?

Never forget 3 types of people in your life:

  1. Who helped you in your difficult times.
  2. Who left you in your difficult times.
  3. Who put you in difficult times.

darrynek:

i’m in AP lunch

alfred-f-jones-world-hero:

dem-deutschen-volke:

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

RIGHT I CAN FORGIVE ALL THAT
ALL THAT
EXCEPT ‘TIRE' AND 'LEARNED’
E.G: ‘I LEARNED MATH’ AND ‘HEY JIM CAN YOU HELP ME FIX THE TIRE?’
NO.

alfred-f-jones-world-hero:

dem-deutschen-volke:

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

RIGHT I CAN FORGIVE ALL THAT

ALL THAT

EXCEPT ‘TIRE' AND 'LEARNED

E.G: ‘I LEARNED MATH’ AND ‘HEY JIM CAN YOU HELP ME FIX THE TIRE?’

NO.

patricksbootydance:

I respond to the intros of Fall Out Boy songs faster than I respond to my own name 

netlfix:

Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing

lanadelgayest:

It is 2014 stop this

letmeeatyourchildren:

sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

Thine octopus

atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river